Gubbins

lomokev: Turns out that Tom Cruise is the same age now as...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 20:26:30 -0400

Turns out that Tom Cruise is the same age now as Wilford Brimley was when he was playing the part of a resident in retirement home Cacoon. I first heard this nice little tit bit while listening to the Nerdest podcast.

matsimpsk: Kiss from a Rose

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 02:52:36 -0400

matsimpsk:

Kiss from a Rose

thugkitchen: THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 17:20:12 -0400

thugkitchen:

THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that. But did you know just one cup of spinach is over 300% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? Any other skin shit? Spinach to the mother fucking rescue. That shit keeps your skin looking so fresh and so clean, not to mention helping to prevent skin cancer. Spinach has these plant-based compounds called “flavonoids” that not only repair damaged skin but also fight multiple types of cancer. Everybody knows I ain’t even fucking playing when it comes to dick cancer, I gotta have my shit in tact.

IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. Studies have shown that combining those supplements with tobacco drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. But then again, smoking drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. So quit that shit.

You want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? Recipe below for a Thug Kitchen Original:

SPINACH COOLER
Ectoplasm free and Dr. Venkman approved

2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)

2 frozen bananas

1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber

4 medium chunks of pineapple

1 cup coconut water or tap

1/4 cup orange juice

1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)

6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)

yields ~20 ounces

Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. If you prefer it a little sweeter, add some more pineapple to that shit. DRINK UP, CHAMP.

Seriously though, fuck Jamba Juice. Only they could make smoothies as unhealthy as McDonald’s made oatmeal.

gazbeirne: This man kept kicking his leg up every few seconds....

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 00:18:28 -0400

gazbeirne:

This man kept kicking his leg up every few seconds. Some sort of Freemasonry signal?

itchy leg?

cinephilearchive: Hilarious negative executives notes to Ridley...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:22:27 -0400

cinephilearchive:

Hilarious negative executives notes to Ridley Scott after seeing Blade Runner for the 1st time.

Thank you immensely for this, Matt Bloom @MattBloomFilms

Young and grumpy: Stephen Fry: one of the best moments in the book!

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 11:19:05 -0500

Young and grumpy: Stephen Fry: one of the best moments in the book!:

chasseur-de-vent:

‘Well, Fry? It’s a simple enough question. What is titration?’

‘Well, sir.., it’s a process whereby…’

‘Come on, come on. Either you know or you don’t.’

‘Sorry sir, I am anxious to avoid pleonasm, but I think…’

‘Anxious to avoid what?’

‘Pleonasm, sir.’

‘And…

You don’t realise it at first glance, but I am a different species from you. You catch my eye....

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 01:34:00 -0500

You don’t realise it at first glance, but I am a different species from you.

You catch my eye. You feel so much pity it turns to revulsion.

What are you?

This is who I am.

I just can’t

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 18:53:51 -0500

I just can’t

what are we?

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:20:06 -0500

what are we?

I’m a year younger than Justin Bieber’s mother. Can’t help but think I’ve...

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 15:32:52 -0500

I’m a year younger than Justin Bieber’s mother. Can’t help but think I’ve wasted my life.

I mentioned something about Maine the other day. My housemate said “Maine, Oregon?”. I...

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:47:07 -0500

I mentioned something about Maine the other day. My housemate said “Maine, Oregon?”. I said “No, Maine, Maine.” ”Maine, Oregon?” “No, it’s a state.” “I don’t think so.” “It’s definitely a state.” “No, it’s in Oregon.”

*sigh*

you’re only green once

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:39:16 -0500

you’re only green once

not quite up to 11. but let’s say 10.5

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:39:32 -0500

not quite up to 11. but let’s say 10.5

maybe i’m dead

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 01:06:17 -0500

maybe i’m dead

happy new year

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:13:42 -0500

happy new year

I’m making a list. This isn’t a good thing, but I can’t help it.

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 04:31:54 -0500

I’m making a list. This isn’t a good thing, but I can’t help it.

the interminable wait until everyone who cares for me is dead

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 07:10:53 -0500

the interminable wait until everyone who cares for me is dead

yeah. there’s a bottle of rum next to my bed. so what.

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:22:25 -0500

yeah. there’s a bottle of rum next to my bed.

so what.

You might think that common sense would dictate not putting massive cast-iron pots away...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 13:30:38 -0500

You might think that common sense would dictate not putting massive cast-iron pots away in precarious positions on top of breakable items. But apparently this is not the case.

namur: full-screen everything I ain’t got time for that small window life Hide your taskbar, make...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 16:27:51 -0500

namur:

full-screen everything

I ain’t got time for that small window life

Hide your taskbar, make your icons smaller. People who don’t are screen-wasting weirdos.