You don’t realise it at first glance, but I am a different species from you.
You catch my eye. You feel so much pity it turns to revulsion.
What are you?
This is who I am.
Brain-dump, link-dump, dump-dump.
Turns out that Tom Cruise is the same age now as Wilford Brimley was when he was playing the part of a resident in retirement home Cacoon. I first heard this nice little tit bit while listening to the Nerdest podcast.
Kiss from a Rose
THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that. But did you know just one cup of spinach is over 300% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? Any other skin shit? Spinach to the mother fucking rescue. That shit keeps your skin looking so fresh and so clean, not to mention helping to prevent skin cancer. Spinach has these plant-based compounds called “flavonoids” that not only repair damaged skin but also fight multiple types of cancer. Everybody knows I ain’t even fucking playing when it comes to dick cancer, I gotta have my shit in tact.
IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. Studies have shown that combining those supplements with tobacco drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. But then again, smoking drastically increases your risk for lung cancer. So quit that shit.
You want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? Recipe below for a Thug Kitchen Original:
SPINACH COOLER
Ectoplasm free and Dr. Venkman approved
- 2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)
- 2 frozen bananas
- 1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber
- 4 medium chunks of pineapple
- 1 cup coconut water or tap
- 1/4 cup orange juice
- 1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)
- 6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)
- yields ~20 ounces
Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. If you prefer it a little sweeter, add some more pineapple to that shit. DRINK UP, CHAMP.
Seriously though, fuck Jamba Juice. Only they could make smoothies as unhealthy as McDonald’s made oatmeal.
This man kept kicking his leg up every few seconds. Some sort of Freemasonry signal?
itchy leg?
Hilarious negative executives notes to Ridley Scott after seeing Blade Runner for the 1st time.
Thank you immensely for this, Matt Bloom @MattBloomFilms
‘Well, Fry? It’s a simple enough question. What is titration?’
‘Well, sir.., it’s a process whereby…’
‘Come on, come on. Either you know or you don’t.’
‘Sorry sir, I am anxious to avoid pleonasm, but I think…’
‘Anxious to avoid what?’
‘Pleonasm, sir.’
‘And…
You don’t realise it at first glance, but I am a different species from you.
You catch my eye. You feel so much pity it turns to revulsion.
What are you?
This is who I am.
I just can’t
what are we?
I’m a year younger than Justin Bieber’s mother. Can’t help but think I’ve wasted my life.